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My broom failed me. It would not stand up.
Can you substitute half-and-half with sour cream?
We don’t like cheaters. And it has no place in baseball! Say it ain’t so Mr. Commissioner.
There’s an old saying, “Be careful of what you ask for – you might get it.”
Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the ship Most sailors were sleeping, while the radar went blip. An unidentified object in the North sky Sent a Navy jet off to do a fly-by.
When children throughout the course of time ask, “Is there really a Santa,” the answer has universally been the same. “Yes, there is a Santa. He lives in the spirit of humanity, in each of us, exemplified by the essence of giving to others.”
Are you ready for swimsuit weather? Because it has arrived, ready or not. Hmm . . let me guess, you’d rather walk a plank with a gang of blood-thirsty pirates behind you and a bunch of sharks with their jaws wide open waiting for you to jump, before you’d like to go “public” in a bathing suit. Don’t worry, you are not alone!
The summer travel season is here. Before you hop on an airplane, please be aware (in case you haven’t flown lately) that there is a new report out by flight attendants that reveals that flying is more terrifying than ever.
There was a death in the family. Those cruel words have been spoken and experienced by all of us. A parent, spouse, child, sibling, aunt, uncle, grandparent departs from our life and we are catapulted into a different space. The grieving zone. That place that no one cares to be and yet somehow none can completely escape.